After my ride from hell with Nurse Ratchet, I decide to treat myself to a baked good. Heading towards the city, I see a cozy little bakery about 15 minutes away from Nurse Ratchet’s home. I enter this quaint little country bakery. The aroma of goodness wafts into my nostrils.
To my surprise standing behind the counter is Farmer Man bun! He is placing giant cinnamon buns on a tray and I laugh about the irony of his giant hair man bun! All it needs is frosting and voila!
I decide to buy a half a dozen buns to bring home. If they are not well received than I can always use them as book ends or a door stopper. Farmer Man bun asks me how my friend who was lost is doing. I inform him that Nurse Ratchet is certainly not my friend. I share with him about her bruising and the frozen fish sticks all caused by that giant culprit on his head.
I let him know that I expect Nurse Ratchet to be suing the two of us because of her injuries. Farmer Man bun tries to pretend that he is no part of this. I remind him that it is his man bun which caused grievous injuries to Nurse Ratchet. He tries to flip it on me. I explain that having PWPB syndrome is not my fault! I had to pee as ironically did Nurse Ratchet.
Farmer Man bun points out that he didn’t drive Nurse Ratchet into the woods and desert her there, leaving her to pee alone in the woods and become lost.
I retort to Farmer Man bun that perhaps due to the large appendage on the top of his head, maybe it’s depriving his brain of oxygen. I include in my lecture that I am not a camper and even I found my way back to the car.
I try to direct the conversation back to his man bun and the possible looming lawsuit. I advise Farmer Man bun to get an attorney and exit with my enormous buns (the ones in the bag not my ass).
I head back toward the city, trying to imagine if the giant buns would make a good coffee table…